Kool-Aid Man

Kool-Aid Man is the brother of Waldo, and the best friend of Garfield. He came into Paris, Texas, Califordaho in the year 2016 while trying to find work to support him and Waldo. Kool-Aid had met his silly cat friend Garfield after living in Paris, Texas for a few weeks. Both men had similarities in interests and views. Him and Garfield would meet at the Paris, Texas Roadhouse most nights to talk for a few hours while having drinks together, this would be their daily routine for months. After Hatsune Miku divorced Garfield, Kool-Aid Man had met up with Garfield to support him all the way through. In doing so, both men ended up having sex with each other in the back of Kool-Aid's car.

The next day, Kool-Aid had woken up and was alone in the backseat. Garfield was no where to be found. He decided to go out and search for his best friend, worried about the events of the night before. In his mind he knew what they did was wrong but at the same time so right because of their chemistry. Eventually, he found Garfield at Park Park hanging out with another man very closely. Kool-Aid became instantly jealous and challenged the stranger to a dual. The stranger ended up being Alexander Hamilton, who had just arrived in town days before this exchange.

Both Hamilton and Kool-Aid settled their dual using flintlock pistols (They both carried one at all times by random chance). Garfield watched on, trying to stop the confrontation from happening all together. After a few minutes of verbal attacks, Kool-Aid and Hamilton took a ten pace walk from one another and fired their shots. Kool-Aid had missed his shot and a bullet busted through his glass body. Only seconds later did he fall backwards and shatter on the ground, dying immediately. Alexander Hamilton had just killed him.