From You, 2000 Squirts Ago

Eren Jaeger left Euphoria High School, ass loose and jaw sore from the Zendaycock he had so freshly experienced. He limped down the sidewalk, titan cum dripping down his leg as a green and cyan van slowed to a stop next to him. "Jeepers! Are you okay?" A young woman at the drivers seat peeked her head out of the van window, pushing up her glasses. "Need a ride?" Eren nodded and hopped in the back. The van was decorated very stoner-esque with trippy decals everywhere, many lava lamps, weed all over the seats and a neon pink fuzzy rug in the center. He sat on the floor and sighed. Velma started the van and continued down the road. "So...you ever watch Fake Taxi?"

Eren glanced up at the rearview mirror and made direct contact with Velma's eyes after she had asked him her question. "W-what is that..." He asked her in a worried voice. Velma laughed slightly and continued to drive down the road, outside the windows of the van, the view of different houses and buildings was gone and all Eren could see was trees from the forest. "You see...Eren is it? I have been keeping tabs on you recently after making the discovery of your titan transformation powers and you have something that I and others want...and I may have something that can come of interest to you" She replied. Eren moved his hands across the floor of the van, noticing how sticky everything was in the back. "Also, this ride isn't a free one you know? You're going to have to pay me back" Velma said before having the van come to a stop.

Eren quickly bit his palm to transform but he remained in his human form. Velma let out a hearty laugh. "Me and Zendaya, we're pals you know. I hope you enjoyed your little fuck fest at Euphoria High. Did you know about the powerful properties of titan cum?" Eren's eyes widened as he thought about the gallons of Zendaycum he had ingested. Something in it must've been inhibiting his transformation. Fuck. "You see Eren...Zendaya, Hange, and I have almost perfected the serum for artificial titan fluid. We won't need the rumbling anymore. We will turn everyone into titan fucking machines and no Eldian will suffer anymore. All we need is your cooperation. You are our final subject, our last hope." Velma made her way to the back where Eren was sitting, his hands dug into the sticky carpet in anticipation and mild excitement. Velma sat across from him and crossed her hands together as she intertwined her fingers. "We need your balls Eren." He gasped. This was it. The balls or true Eldian. Freedom. What was it going to be? He sighed, pulling off his pants. "Tatakae."